gamer vs gamer, on a gamer

There is a new enemy for the modern gamer, and that is a fellow gamer.  Its not limited to a person in particular, but we all have one of the following that we know, and secretly want to beat with a PS3 on the head uncontrollably.
Where brotherhood and companionship there is now gamer points to be won by simple picking off and destroying the person who had your back a few missions ago.  Sure it’s ok for him to kill your character, but you know the second you do the same to him/her, its hell to pay.  it makes you want to unplug your headset and disconnect the live connection.  Followed by blocking them on whatever your im’ing service of choice is.
Moving on, there is a new kind of predator, it’s no longer your bank account telling you have insufficient funds for that new system or game.  Its the person behind you who is waiting to get their grubby hands on what you possess most, not only to afford it, but purchase excess than you think you could ever need.  They are also going to a rent free home, a fridge full of food, and air conditioning/warmth.  This enemy is the living-at-home gamer.
The next is one we can’t deny we know.  Its the video game section/store employee.  Don’t think that just because you get paid to sell stuff we probably know more about then your bullshitting sorry ass, that it makes you all mighty game expert.  The game I asked you to save for me I just saw about 10 seconds ago given to some hot guy or girl.  And yeah that broad on the other side of the aisle who only knows how to spell her name cuz its on her credit card, does have bigger tits than me, and more expensive clothes, her brain cant handle what you’re telling her about that game! Dont waste your time and effort, shes probably going to text her friend about how lame you were!  And speaking of tits, just because I have them and a pink Gameboy, doesnt make me less of a gamer than you, in fact, I see you only have about 3000 gamer points, while I have about 45,000.  Oh so now you’re interested cuz I play games, thanks for the gamertag, don’t expect to be added. Finally, fuck you and your little name tag, your goofy shirt and disgusting snug face.

I’m spent, I hope you can share some of your own stories.
- K